CHEAP VEGAN CYCLIST CAMPER RECIPE NO. 1

No time for a proper update, but here’s something better: A recipe!! Wait, you mean a cheap vegan cyclist camper recipe?? NO WAY (well okay it contains cashew nuts, not exactly the cheapest of cheapie foods)

  • 250 g rice
  • 1 red pepper
  • 1/4 hot pepper (καυτερή πιπεριά)
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • cashew nuts, like, a handful
  • some Marmite (that’s pretty much the main ingredient, the rest is just “icing on the cake”)

yep, you can buy it in bulk without having tasted it before. We guarantee you'll enjoy it

AND NOW HERE’s HOW TO MIX THESE FOODSTUFFS TOGETHER IN A TASTY WAY!!

  1. boil twice the volume of rice in pot. (aah cooking with actual flames is so rockass, frikkin electrical stoves I ask you) CHEF TIP: why not throw in a little extra water for a cuppa tea at this point?? ;)
  2. chop peppers and garlic medium small
  3. pour boiling water in cup with pre-thrown-in bag of tea (preferably PG TIPS for obvious reasons)
  4. put rice and veggies in water, let it boil again. At this point some would add the cashew nuts already. I say, let them. But let them not come complaining that their recipe is not as awesome as this one when they’re tasting it.
  5. let water come to a boil again, lower flame (aaaah fire) and cover pot.
  6. drink tea haha ;)
  7. once all the water is gone OR you judge the rice is cooked (should happen approx simultaneously) add a bunch of crushed cashew nuts and add appropriate amounts… I mean, DROWN THIS THING in Marmite, a.k.a. “Salty Awesomeness In A Jar”

(heheh I didn’t think to take any salt, pepper, or oil with me, silly camper :)

in heaven everything tastes like ketchup and mayonnaise. get the heaven out

On a different note this morning I saw BEAR TRACES in the mud!!! VERY CLOSE to where I was sleeping hahaha! well! they might be a couple days old I guess.

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4 thoughts on “CHEAP VEGAN CYCLIST CAMPER RECIPE NO. 1

  1. Hey Silly Camper,
    ça fait toujours plaisir d’avoir de tes nouvelles… Ne savais-tu pas que la Marmite est un célèbre appât pour ours ?
    xxx

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